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If you woke up tired, you probably need more sleep.
If you woke up drooling at your desk, you probably need a new job.
If you woke up with a headache, on a ferris wheel at the Idaho state fair, wearing a toga, you probably need answers.
And if you woke up married to an Elvis impersonator, you probably need a lawyer.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Straight up, what did you hope to learn about here
If I were someone else, would this all fall apart
Strange, where were you, when we started this gig,
I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me
Please don't change, please don't break
The only thing that seems to work at all is you
Please don't change, at all from me
To you, and you to me

There's lots of things to think about, but nothing to worry about.

Devils carve a path into our minds, Nature fills the cup of our lives. Angels rip the flesh of those who make us scream. Some things never let you down.

Ladies and gents, we're still alive. By the skin of our teeth, now it's killing time. Angel in our pocket, devil by our side. We ain't going nowhere cuz' Heroes never die.

Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold. It's always summer, they'll never get cold. They'll never get hungry, they'll never get old and grey. You can see the shadows wandering off somewhere. They won't make it home but they really don't care. They wanted the hightway, they're happier there today..

Who loves the chocolate? Everyone loves the chocolate. Nobody hates the chocolate. 'cos everyone loves the chocolate!

Meep!

The U.S. spent $30 million making a pen that would write in space. The Russians used a pencil...

Only while sleeping do you make no mistakes. Mistakes are the privilege of the active person, who can start over and put things right.

Life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems. I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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